Being able to customize your face is a blessing
…also not as painful or intrusive as plastic surgery.
Killing your enemies doesn’t get you arrested
…there are a variety of ways to do it.
Being sadistic is acceptable.
Pick your poison: electrocution, humiliation, drowning…
College is easy.
…classes go on for a month in-game and you have a degree!
‘Woo-hoo’ing is less messy than sex.
…no such thing as clean up!
You can achieve multiple life goals… in a day!
Get three promotions; get married and have children; build your dream home? All in the space of 24 (Sim) hours.
Children grow up so fast!
…they’ll be grown in no time.
Dream career? Easily achievable.
…being a journalist in The Sims is easier than being one in real life.
Goth kids can flirt with Death.
No money? Cheat codes.