Being able to customize your face is a blessing

…also not as painful or intrusive as plastic surgery.

 

Killing your enemies doesn’t get you arrested

 

…there are a variety of ways to do it.

 

Being sadistic is acceptable.

 

Pick your poison: electrocution, humiliation, drowning…

 

College is easy.

…classes go on for a month in-game and you have a degree!

 

‘Woo-hoo’ing is less messy than sex.

…no such thing as clean up!

 

You can achieve multiple life goals… in a day!

Get three promotions; get married and have children; build your dream home? All in the space of 24 (Sim) hours.

 

Children grow up so fast!

 

…they’ll be grown in no time.

 

Dream career? Easily achievable.

…being a journalist in The Sims is easier than being one in real life.

 

Goth kids can flirt with Death.

Literally.

 

No money? Cheat codes.

kaching!

 

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