Halloween’s around the corner, and if you’re having issues finding someone spooktacular for your undead shindig – you might have luck with these pickup lines. Maybe you won’t impress anyone with these kitschy lines, but you might be able to get a laugh from them (or raise them from the dead).

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  1. I don’t know what the trick is, but you are definitely a treat.
  2. I don’t have a Halloween costume, but could I go as your girl/boyfriend?
  3. Baby, I’m a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?
  4. Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?
  5. Ooh, you’re giving me shivers and it’s not because of that costume.
  6. Are you dressed as a ghost this Halloween, or are you gonna be my boo?
  7. Hey baby, I’ve got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
  8. I know you’re a witch, but with me – you won’t need a broomstick.
  9. Hi, I’m a zombie. Can I eat you out?
  10. Hey Cinderella, it’s about time to take you home – it’s almost midnight.
  11. Want to be part of my costume? I’ll let you under my sheets (Ghost costumes only)
  12. I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number
  13. Do you like trick-or-treating? Cause I’ll give you this Hallow-weiner.

So, bad pickup lines aside – are there any good ones for Halloween?