May 4th is fast approaching, so be prepared to binge watch all the Star Wars movies and tv series (we will ignore the series with Jar Jar Binks) with the most inaccurate army in the universe. Pew Pew Pew, I missed.
To celebrate the 4th, here are 10 Star Wars items that might interest you. May the 4th be with you. If you want to view our last episode, you can check it out here.
Mag: Look how cute that bag is! So fluffy and huggable! I want one now please!
Faris: Now there’s always a Wookie that’s going to watch your back!
Ain: It’s so fluffy, I’m gonna die.
Jeremy: I couldn’t think of anything greater to store snacks on May the 4th. “Great, Chewie! Great! Always thinking with your stomach.” – Han
Scott: Finally, a backpack that matches my chest hair.
Mag: I freaking love this toaster! You can crust Darth Vader with your teeth and he will be toast.
Faris: I like my bread like I like my Jedi, toasted.
Ain: My inner geek is screaming. And I’m not even a geek.
Jeremy: Welcome to the dark side, we have toast.
Scott: Now I can have toast as black as my soul. Does this come with the Book of the Sith?
Ain: We think that this plushie is going to be the perfect gift, because it’s cute, it’s cuddly and you can stick it on your car’s window. Who doesn’t need a daily dose of Porgie?
Mag: PORG IZ ZO KEWT!
Faris: Porg plushies really make a good decoration for your car.
Jeremy: Porgs are cute annoying merchandise, enough said. Just don’t call them porgies please.
Scott: I’m not really into the Porgs but I guess if it was put in the car by a girl… eh.
Ain: If you can’t get enough of the cute futuristic robot, BB-8, then you’re going to love this.
Mag: To be honest, it looks like a kiddie bag. I’m not sure I can rock with this one.
Faris: It stylish but it doesn’t suit me.
Jeremy: While I still prefer R2-D2, I guess the new generation needs another lovable robot. Plus BB-8 will always be better than a porg.
Scott: If this rolled behind me like the actual BB-8 while carrying my luggage, I’d totally be down.
Faris: Watching Star Wars movies in cinemas while wearing a Star Wars shirt really bring the geek out of you.
Mag: Totally the kind of T-shirt inner geek me will wear. Extra points for the tee because it’s simple, I personally love less complex stuff.
Ain: It’s a little too simple for me. But it’s cute for just a casual day out.
Jeremy: What do you mean it’s to simple Ain? Do you want a fancy Star Wars dress?
Scott: Well, the only way you can be more extra is to do cosplay?
Faris: You want to be stylish but geeky at the same time? This shoe is perfect for you.
Mag: This shoe is lit! I like how colorful and Star War-ish the shoe can be.
Ain: I wouldn’t wear this. I’d just keep it on my shelf. It’s too pretty to be used.
Jeremy: Very Nice, but wouldn’t want to wear these. These would look great on my shelf though!
Scott: I love Vans. I’m also a little too old for slip-ons.
Jeremy: “Already know you that which you need.” – Yoda
Mag: This one is epic, in my view of course. Love the silvery color and the battle stance, it just screams COOL.
Ain: Not a Star Wars fan but this one is a really cool touch for your work desk.
Faris: This will make a nice table/shelf decoration.
Scott: Empty my wallet, this will. Mmmmmm.
Jeremy: Pew Pew Pew, why can’t I seem to hit the protagonists? This is the story of a stormtrooper.
Ain: 10/10 would buy. It’s simple and it’s eye-catching.
Mag: Wait Ain, you said you don’t like simple things. Well nevermind that, this shirt is freakin’ funny, totally my style! Have to say goodbye to my money then.
Faris: Not suitable for stormtroopers because they can’t hit anything.
Scott: Can I get one that yells ‘Nooooooooooo!” instead?
Scott: I kinda want to disturb my dog with this.
Mag: Probably I can make it clean the house. Then my mum won’t nag me anymore, yeah! If it can’t clean the house, I’ll just annoy my siblings! Plus points!
Ain: TAKE ALL MY MONEY.
Faris: It’s so adorable…must..not…buy…
Jeremy: Who wouldn’t love to have a remote controlled BB-8 zooming around and annoying the cat?
Scott: Talk about needs versus wants…
Mag: Please save me from buying this thing, I can’t afford to lose more money! I need help please!
Ain: I would sell my kidney to buy this. It’s uber cute. Not that it’s that expensive anyway. But for a broke college student like me, it is.
Faris : You can be like Poe Dameron! Except you driving a car.
Jeremy: Now you can have a useful Droid in your car to supply your devices with much needed energy.